June 2012
1 tag
me: closes wrong tab
me: PTERODACTYL NOISE
“She wasn’t bitter. She was sad, though. But it was a hopeful kind of sad. The...”
– Stephen Chbosky
(via emtc)
7 tags
friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
“Once a profound truth has been seen, it cannot be ‘unseen’. There’s no ‘going...”
– David Sim (via moreofamore)
what the box says: serves four what it means: serves me
saddeer:
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
me: please be gay.
1 tag
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Anonymous asked: Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
May 2012
